My daughter decided to explain the love that our dog, Rudy, has for her, only she couldn’t find the right words, so she asked for help.

She said: “Rudy loves me unintentionally… no wait, that’s not right: what’s that word that begins with an ‘I’.”  (Me: “So, you say that your dog loves you accidentally?)

My son and I decided to help her:

Incidentally?

Introspectively?

Intrinsically?

Inconsistently?

Incompetently?

Immodestly?

Impulsively?

Inconsequentially?

Irrationally?

Erratically? (OK, not with an “I” but close enough)

She then exclaimed “Unconditionally!”